The best morbid jokes

Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 39.74 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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has 38.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, morbid
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 38.60 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 37.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 32.80 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 32.41 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 31.53 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 31.27 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
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