Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.