The best morbid jokes

Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 35.26 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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has 35.25 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, morbid
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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has 34.94 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, morbid, time
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 34.13 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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has 32.67 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black humor, dead baby, dog, morbid
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 31.67 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 31.57 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 30.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
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