What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead?
A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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