The best morbid jokes

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
Vote: has 37.02 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Vote: has 36.89 % from 57 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Vote: has 29.02 % from 214 votes. Send joke:
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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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