The best morbid jokes

Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, morbid, time
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 43.46 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 43.09 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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has 41.82 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, morbid
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 40.98 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 40.96 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 40.71 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
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