The best morbid jokes

Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 41.03 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 40.41 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.17 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 39.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 37.03 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 36.41 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
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