Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill