Mary held her little daughter,
twenty minutes under water.
Not to care for any troubles,
just to look at those funny bubbles.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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