Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.