The best morbid jokes

Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 42.01 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 41.57 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 41.57 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 40.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 37.18 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
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