The best morbid jokes

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 43.45 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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has 42.92 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, morbid
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 42.90 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 42.00 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 41.62 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 40.17 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 39.78 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
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