Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot?
A: A baby with a razor!
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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