How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.