Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers.
The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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Q: How do you know if your baby is dead?
A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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