The best morbid jokes

Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 43.33 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 42.56 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 39.16 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 39.13 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 36.98 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
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