The best morbid jokes

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill

Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.

Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".

Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!

A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.

Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.