The best morbid jokes

Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 43.15 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 40.98 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.36 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 38.77 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 37.07 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 36.93 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 36.77 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 35.49 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
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