Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
Because they're headcases.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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