The best morbid jokes

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 43.01 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 41.34 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, morbid
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 41.12 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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has 40.07 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, morbid, time
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 39.91 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
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