The best morbid jokes

Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 40.57 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 39.97 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender? A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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has 37.57 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, masturbation, morbid
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 36.63 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 34.92 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
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