The best morbid jokes

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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has 29.17 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: jewish, morbid, racist
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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has 24.27 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, chocolate, dead baby, morbid, Valentines day
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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has 22.54 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, morbid, racist, sport
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
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has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: hospital, morbid, ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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has 17.29 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car? A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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has 16.20 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid