Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day? You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car? A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.