Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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