The best mother in law jokes

Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 75.28 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it. "My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!
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has 74.28 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: beauty, death, funeral, money, mother in law
I haven't spoken to the mother in law for 6 months now... apparently, it's rude to interrupt!
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, mother in law, time
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, mother in law
I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, mother in law
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".
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has 69.98 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, mother in law, wife
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 68.88 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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has 68.24 % from 471 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, mother in law, terrorist, war
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor, mother in law
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