The best mother in law jokes

My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 74.48 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it. "My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: beauty, death, funeral, money, mother in law
I haven't spoken to the mother in law for 6 months now... apparently, it's rude to interrupt!
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, mother in law, time
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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has 72.01 % from 589 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, mother in law, terrorist, war
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 70.79 % from 495 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 70.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".
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has 70.04 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, mother in law, wife
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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has 69.45 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, mother in law
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 69.15 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor, mother in law
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