The best mother in law jokes

A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. His mother inquired as to why he had brought three women, instead of just one. He replied that he wanted to see if his mother would be able to guess which one of the women was her future daughter-in-law. She looked at each one carefully and then replied: "It's the redhead." "How could you possibly have figured that out so quickly?" he inquired. She coldly replied, "Because I can't stand her."
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has 76.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: family, life, mother in law, wedding, women
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 76.91 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, mother in law
I haven't spoken to the mother in law for 6 months now... apparently, it's rude to interrupt!
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has 73.31 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, mother in law, time
A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it. "My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: beauty, death, funeral, money, mother in law
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".
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has 70.97 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, mother in law, wife
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 70.50 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 70.09 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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has 69.55 % from 443 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, mother in law, terrorist, war
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