The best mother in law jokes

I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, mother in law
A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. His mother inquired as to why he had brought three women, instead of just one. He replied that he wanted to see if his mother would be able to guess which one of the women was her future daughter-in-law. She looked at each one carefully and then replied: "It's the redhead." "How could you possibly have figured that out so quickly?" he inquired. She coldly replied, "Because I can't stand her."
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has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: family, life, mother in law, wedding, women
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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has 77.53 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, mother in law
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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has 72.36 % from 412 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, mother in law, terrorist, war
I haven't spoken to the mother in law for 6 months now... apparently, it's rude to interrupt!
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, mother in law, time
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor, mother in law
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".
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has 69.27 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, mother in law, wife
A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it. "My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: beauty, death, funeral, money, mother in law
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 67.62 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
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