The best mother in law jokes

A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. His mother inquired as to why he had brought three women, instead of just one. He replied that he wanted to see if his mother would be able to guess which one of the women was her future daughter-in-law. She looked at each one carefully and then replied: "It's the redhead." "How could you possibly have figured that out so quickly?" he inquired. She coldly replied, "Because I can't stand her."
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has 74.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: family, life, mother in law, wedding, women
I haven't spoken to the mother in law for 6 months now... apparently, it's rude to interrupt!
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has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: communication, mother in law, time
A presser in a tailor shop arrived one morning wearing a good sized diamond ring. One of the tailors noticed the sparkler and asked about it. "My mother-in-law gave me a thousand dollars before she passed away. She said that when she dies, I should buy a beautiful stone. So I did!
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beauty, death, funeral, money, mother in law
One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"
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has 72.97 % from 630 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, mother in law, terrorist, war
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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has 71.29 % from 537 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, knock-knock, mother in law, vulgar
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 71.05 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "Mother-in-law" you get the words "Woman Hitler".
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has 70.94 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, mother in law, wife
Knock, knock Who's there? I'm Mr, Farter. Mr, Farter who? I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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has 70.54 % from 324 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, knock-knock, mother in law
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?" "Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor, mother in law
I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, mother in law
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