The best mother in law jokes

I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, mother in law
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, mother in law
Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, life, mother in law
My mother-in- law is so cross-eyed, that when she cries the tears roll down her back!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mother in law
Overheard in a restaurant: She: "This wine is described as full bodied and imposing with a nutty base, a sharp bite, and a bitter aftertaste." He: "Are you describing the wine or your mother?"
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, mother in law, wine
“Oh, I sure am glad to see you,” the little boy said to his grandmother (on his mother’s side). “Now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us.” The grandmother was curious. “What trick is that?” she asked. “He told Mommy that he’d climb the walls if you came to visit,” answered the boy.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: mother in law, old people
Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: life, mother in law
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, mother in law, ugly
10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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has 30.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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has 27.12 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, food, mother in law