The best music jokes

Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, birthday, music
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: kids, music
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
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