Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".