What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
The Perfect Man At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.