The best music jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
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