What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!