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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
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