Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.