When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo Eyes.
What's a rabbits favorite song?
"Hoppy Birthday to You."
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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