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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said: "Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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