The best music jokes

Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
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