The best music jokes

What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
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Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
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More jokes about: kids, music


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