Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo."
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".