When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes.
What's a rabbits favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.