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Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
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Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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Q: Why is a blood bank more profitable than a sperm bank? A: The sperm is handmade.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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