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Q: What is another name for a gynecologist? A: A private investigator.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live. She chose last week and this week.
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has 82.72 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, life, stupid, time
Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, black humor, morbid
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The location of the dirtbag.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
Q: What is the most dangerous part of a motorcycle? A: The nut between the seat and the handlebars.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean
French Army rifles for sale – never fired and only dropped once!
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, mean, military, war
Two Generals were preparing for battle. The first General calls his aide and says "Bring me my red uniform!" The other General asks why he would wear a red uniform. The first General explains that if he gets wounded then his soldiers won't see the blood and lose their courage. The other General thinks about this, then calls to his aide "Bring me my brown uniform!"
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has 85.10 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, health, military, stupid, war
Q: Why did my wife cross the road? A: To go back to the first shoe shop we went in three bloody hours ago.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: business, mean, travel, wife, women
Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a week?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a month?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Will you remember me in a year?" Her: "Yes." Me: "Ok, I have a joke. Her: "Ok." Me: "Knock, knock." Her: "Who's there?" Me: "You didn't remember me."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, knock-knock, memory, relationship

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