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My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!" I replied, "That's 15 love!"
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has 83.37 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sport, wife
A man is staying in a hotel. He walks up to the front desk and says, "Sorry ma'am, I forgot what room I'm in, can you help me?" The receptionist replies, "No problem, sir. This is the lobby."
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: holiday
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell. It was a brief case.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: cop
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: math
Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1. Crimes 2. Accidents 3. Marriages Need I say more?
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, marriage
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn't want to appear insensitive, he also doesn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says: "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."
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has 80.88 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
Girl: "Girls are better than boys." Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?" Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: easter
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: easter
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher

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