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What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Did you hear about the new book about anti-gravity? I just can't seem to put it down.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, science
Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space? A: Moonopoly.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, game, science, work
Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other. After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it. Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?" "Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response. Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!!"
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, work
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so stupid, she went to a garage sale to buy a garage
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: game, kids
Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris
Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called? A: Juan on Juan.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: gay, mexican
Drunk guy gets pulled over. Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him. The final test the officer says "if you can pass this last test I will let u go... use the words green pink and yellow in 1 sentence." So the drunk man replies "My phone went green and I pinked it up and said yellow. Have a nice day officer!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, drunk
An elderly couple in their 80's were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going. The wife says "what did he say". The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we are going. He then tells the officer that we are going to Florida. The customs officer now asks how long they were going to Florida for. The wife says "what did he say". The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know how long we are going to Florida for. The husband tells the officer that they were going for 2 months. The customs officer then asks where they were coming from. The wife says "what did he say". The husband turns to his wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we were coming from. The husband tells the officer that they were from Hamilton. The customs officer thinks for a minute and tells the husband that he had dated a lady from Hamilton and she was the worst piece of ass he ever had. The wife says "what did he say". The husband turns to his wife and says "He thinks he knows you".
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has 82.31 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, dating, old people, travel

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