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I was walking through the cemetery the other day when a thought crossed my mind. Call me a sentimental old fool if you like, but I couldn't resist it. I texted my ex saying 'wish you were here'.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, death, mean, morbid, relationship
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
An American family has grandparents who live in Russia. Every month, the grandparents send a package of powder to the American family. The package always says: "Just add water."https://unijokes.com/ Every time the family does this the powder turns into a delicious soup. The soups are always different and the family is always excited to find out which new foreign flavor they get to try out. One day, the family receives a package in the mail containing some gray powder. Assuming that this is another soup, the family dumps it into a pot and adds some water. However, unlike all the other soups, this one t astes grainy and disgusting. The family still eats it though just to be polite. A week later, a letter from the grandpa comes in the mail saying: "Grandma Taya has died and I have sent the ashes to you. She wants to be scattered in America as that is her favorite place."
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, family, food, geography
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised? A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, redneck, sex
One day a priest told the Mother Superior that he was going into town and try to convert some ladies of the evening. Later off he went and drove to a certain part of town known for the ladies of the evening. The first one he approached asked him before he had a chance to say a word she said "heh Father, how about a little head for 10" He was clueless and embarrassed and left quickly. He approached another young woman and again before he could say a word she said "heh Father, how about a little head for 10?" Again he left quickly and returned to the convent. Once back he saw Mother Superior and quietly took him aside and whispered Mother Superior "what's head?" She replied "$10.00 same as in town."
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, money, priest, sex

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