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I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
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has 30.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: math
Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1. Crimes 2. Accidents 3. Marriages Need I say more?
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has 78.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: car, marriage
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he doesn't want to appear insensitive, he also doesn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, hairy biker says: "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl..."
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has 79.21 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
Girl: "Girls are better than boys." Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?" Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: easter
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: easter
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: math, school, teacher
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal
When chemist die, they barium.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
Wife: "I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant." Husband: "Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad." Wife: "No, you are not."
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, men, wife

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