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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
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has 26.41 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly, Yo mama
I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, doctor, family, funeral
I can't see the point of going to a lap-dancing club. If I wanted a woman who would take my money and sexually frustrate me, I would get married.
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has 81.65 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: marriage, mean, money, sex, women
You all know why the government got rid of the mafia? They don't like completion.
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has 47.76 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: business, political
Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body? A: A Mexican.
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has 30.79 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, women
Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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has 17.26 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, ethnic, light bulb
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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has 22.27 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, morbid, racist, sport

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