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Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia." Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
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has 56.28 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: cop, IT
Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? A: Phil Ming
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has 62.37 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: asian
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week... So Yung.
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has 61.97 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: asian, death
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife: Wife: How many women have u slept with? Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.
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has 79.71 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: husband, wife
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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has 46.99 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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has 64.26 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: health, viagra
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
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has 22.47 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Teacher: "How much is half of 8?" Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?" Teacher: "What do you mean?" Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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has 55.40 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, math
"Today, I saw a homeless men living in a tyre. So I did good deed and punctured it." "How is that a good deed?" "He is now living in a flat."
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has 81.11 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: life
Man says to his boss "Can we talk? I have a problem." Boss says "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!" Man says "Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity."
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has 82.80 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, management, work

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