Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A: Phil Ming
Just found out that my Asian friend died last week...
So Yung.
The following conversation took place between a husband and wife:
Wife: How many women have u slept with?
Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.
It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"
Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?"
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"
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"Today, I saw a homeless men living in a tyre. So I did good deed and punctured it."
"How is that a good deed?"
"He is now living in a flat."
Man says to his boss "Can we talk? I have a problem."
Boss says "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"
Man says "Ok I have a serious drinking opportunity."
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