Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? A: 12 pirates.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
I bought these shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
Q: Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? A: Because they take things. Literally.
Q: What does the devil do to black babies? A: Nothing they're already burned.
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