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A businessman was flying on a plane surrounded by hundreds of kids. A lady went and sat down next to him. She asked, "Are these all your kids?" The man replied, "No, I just work at a condom factory, these are all the complaints".
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has 79.46 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, business, kids, sex
"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy." That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
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has 69.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, men, sex, women
Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house. Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house. Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ' battery low'. Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'. He was disappointed.
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, phone, stupid, technology
A man is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack. "Don't go", he suddenly yells at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Turn around and walk away. Aargh, you stupid man." His wife calls from the kitchen, "what on earth are you watching?" "Our wedding video," he bravely answers.
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, mean, wedding
Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: How my dick taste.
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has 14.72 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 79.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
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has 22.66 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 43.15 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in. You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address. She tells you to take her out today. She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world. You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy. You run out as fast as you can. You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two. Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it. You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter. Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer. You ask him why she called him daddy. He says because that's my first name.
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has 17.89 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, flirt, sex, work

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