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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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has 26.76 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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has 85.98 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, ethnic, light bulb
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, morbid, racist, sport
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, stupid, Yo mama
A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal. Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet. Of course, they should at the court.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, sport

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