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Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? A: 12 pirates.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, pirate
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
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has 27.81 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter? A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, love, pirate
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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has 18.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
I bought these shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
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has 81.77 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: customer service, drug
Q: Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? A: Because they take things. Literally.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication
Q: What does the devil do to black babies? A: Nothing they're already burned.
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist

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