Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.
A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal. Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet. Of course, they should at the court.
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