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Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, knock-knock, vulgar
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
A man goes into a florist and says, "I want to buy some flowers for my girlfriend". "Certainly sir", she responds, "and what in particular are you after"? After some thought, the man answers, "a shag".
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, men, relationship, sex
One day the teacher was asking the class about there weekends. She asked sue, "how was your weekend?" "Good." Then little Johnny waved his hand "me, me, me." Finally giving in said, "what did you do this weekend?" "I rode in my wagon pulled by my dog and hit a steep hill. The wagon started going faster than the dog and the handle went up his ass." "Rectum is the word you're looking for," she says. "Rectum," said Johnny, "da man near killed him."
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: communication, dog, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, family, redneck, sex
Knock, knock; Who is there? Love; Love who? U, U, U!
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, love
Three couples are having a picnic. One man says to his wife, "Pass me the honey, honey." The second man says to his wife, "Pass me the sugar, sugar." Then the third man says to his wife, "Pass me the bacon, pig."
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has 80.46 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: couple, food, mean, men, vulgar
Bill and John, in their 80's decided to visit the Madam for one last sexual encounter. The Madam noticed Bill and John approaching, she quickly prepared 2 blow-up dolls, placing one in each room on the bed. Bill and John told the Madam that "We are here for the last time". The Madam sent Bill upstairs to the room on the left and John to the room on the right. After an hour Bill and John left the rooms, paid the Madam and left. Bill and John were very quiet until Bill said: "How was yours"? John said, "I think she was dead". John said, "How was yours"? Bill said, "I think she was a witch". John replied, "How did you know she was a witch"? Bill said, "Well I got on top of her, bit her nipple, she farted and flew out the window."
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, money, old people, sex

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