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Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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Would you like to hear a construction joke? [Yes] Well I'm still working on it.
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What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running, but can't remember where.
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Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What's the Cure? Doctor: It's an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let's try to stay focused...
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My nephew told me when he grows up, he wants to be a pizza delivery guy, or a pool skimmer. I need to tell my bro to do a better job at hiding his porn.
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I'm serious that Israeli how he does it.
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What did one Christmas tree say to the other? You've got a lot of balls walking in here dressed like that.
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What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long? A πthon.
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What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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