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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said "you made my wife leave me." Grab another one and smashes it and said "you made me get fired from work" and grab another one which was full and was about to smash it and he brushes it and said "you were not part of them and open and drink...."
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Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
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