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A man is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack. "Don't go", he suddenly yells at the screen. "Do not enter that building. Turn around and walk away. Aargh, you stupid man." His wife calls from the kitchen, "what on earth are you watching?" "Our wedding video," he bravely answers.
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has 81.40 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, mean, wedding
Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: How my dick taste.
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has 21.23 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 82.81 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
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has 19.32 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Me "Hi! Welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your Mcorder?" Boss "You don't have to put Mc in front of everything." Me "Oh okay. Hi! Welcome to Donalds! Can I take your order?" Boss "Get out."
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has 44.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, management, work
You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in. You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address. She tells you to take her out today. She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world. You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy. You run out as fast as you can. You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two. Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it. You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter. Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer. You ask him why she called him daddy. He says because that's my first name.
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has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, flirt, sex, work
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
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has 27.66 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly, Yo mama
I would tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about:
Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."
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has 80.93 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, doctor, family, funeral

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