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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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When chemist die, they barium.
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Wife: "I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant." Husband: "Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad." Wife: "No, you are not."
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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I called the doctor "My wife is going into labour! What should I do?" "Is this her first child?" he asked. "No, this is her husband."
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Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize!
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The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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Knock Knock Who's there? Muffikin Muffikin who? Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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