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My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, poems, wife
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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has 67.36 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, poems, sex, women
I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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has 66.03 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, poems
Grass is green, trees are greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
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has 65.73 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, poems
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 64.76 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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has 64.52 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: poems, religious, sex
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, poems, programmer
Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?" Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
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has 61.75 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: beauty, kids, little Johnny, mean, poems
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland": Dog tags ring, are you listening'? In the lane, snow is glistening. It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wandering vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's my property. Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural incense boast, "Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth, I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, poems, winter
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