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Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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has 68.28 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: kids, love, poems, sex, vulgar
My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, poems, wife
I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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has 67.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, poems
Grass is green, trees are greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, poems
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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has 65.97 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: poems, religious, sex
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 65.03 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland": Dog tags ring, are you listening'? In the lane, snow is glistening. It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wandering vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's my property. Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural incense boast, "Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth, I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, poems, winter
I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...
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has 63.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: poems
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 62.27 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
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