Joke #14245

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...

Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.

Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?" Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you".

Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

Grass is green, trees are greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"

Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.

Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.