I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
he digs,
she digs,
they dig.
It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
So that there be less strife
May your dreams be sweet
And your ass does not tweet tonight.
Vote:
Grass is green,
trees are greener.
When I think of you,
I play with my wiener.
Vote:
99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.
It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
So you see, Money isn't everything.
And it often causes pain and suffering.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering...
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A more true Friend you will never find.
Vote:
Roses are red "just like blood"
Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo"
So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out
And shows me 1 thing your shit.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.