Joke #14245

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.

Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

I am a dog And you are a flower. I lift my leg up And give you a shower.

Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.

My wife's face is green. The room is now pink. I think she yelled at me, "That's your 21st drink!"

To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland": Dog tags ring, are you listening'? In the lane, snow is glistening. It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wandering vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's my property. Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural incense boast, "Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth, I mark it as my winter wonderland."

Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.