Joke #14245

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...

Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?" Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you".

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.

Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.

Grass is green, trees are greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.

Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.