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So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: athlete, poems
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: new year, poems, winter
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
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has 16.23 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems, vulgar