The best poems jokes

Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: athlete, poems
Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: new year, poems, winter
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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has 20.19 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
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has 16.50 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems, vulgar