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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 60.99 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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has 60.93 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar, weed
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 60.47 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 55.13 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 54.57 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
Roses are blue My thumb's got a sliver I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, drunk, poems
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
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