The best poems jokes

Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.

Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!

Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.

Roses are blue My thumb's got a sliver I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.

Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.

Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.