Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.
Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.
Roses are blue
My thumb's got a sliver
I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
Vote:
Mary held her little daughter,
twenty minutes under water.
Not to care for any troubles,
just to look at those funny bubbles.