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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 61.19 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 60.76 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland": Dog tags ring, are you listening'? In the lane, snow is glistening. It's yellow, not white I've been there tonight, Marking up my winter wonderland. Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. It's a sign for wandering vagrants; "Avoid where I pee, it's my property. Marked up as my winter wonderland." In the meadow dad will build a snowman, following the classical design. Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man, So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine! Straight from me to the fence post, flows my natural incense boast, "Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth, I mark it as my winter wonderland."
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, dog, poems, winter
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 55.38 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 55.02 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
Roses are blue My thumb's got a sliver I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, drunk, poems
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
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