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Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 62.27 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
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has 61.01 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar
Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?" Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
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has 60.98 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: beauty, kids, little Johnny, mean, poems
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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has 60.54 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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has 59.28 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar, weed
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 54.53 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 54.11 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
Roses are blue My thumb's got a sliver I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, drunk, poems
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
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