Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
Vote:
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.
Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.
Roses are blue
My thumb's got a sliver
I drank far too much and I'm killing my liver.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Mary held her little daughter,
twenty minutes under water.
Not to care for any troubles,
just to look at those funny bubbles.