A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass.
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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