A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?" Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."