A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."