A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
You're not alone.
Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?"
Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?"
Jack: "Prontosaurus."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Vote:
Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!