A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete? He ran a bath and came in second.
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.