A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music?
Matthew: Why?
Peter: Because he broke the record!
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
Mary held her little daughter,
twenty minutes under water.
Not to care for any troubles,
just to look at those funny bubbles.