Joke #11332

A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.

Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.

There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.

So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.

Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.