A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Roses are red "just like blood"
Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo"
So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out
And shows me 1 thing your shit.
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
There was a crooked woman,
who ran a crooked mile.
She found a crooked Weiner,
who always made her smile.
She belongs in prison,
for she is just a crook.
And if you don't believe me,
you can read it in her book.
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Roses are red
violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
the middle one for you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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