A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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I am a dog
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up
And give you a shower.
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Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.
Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race.
One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds."
The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record."
So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."