Joke #11332

A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.

So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...

Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.

Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."

You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.

Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.

Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.

Roses are red violets are blue I have 5 fingers the middle one for you.

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.