The best political jokes

Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: food, life, money, political
A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency? He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, political
Two skeletons meet, and one asks the other, "Did you die before the Social Security reform, or after?" "No, I'm still alive."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, political
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, heaven, life, political
Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, political, Thanksgiving, time
President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home. The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him. Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?" The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: memory, old people, political
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 67.46 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy." Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, travel
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