The best political jokes

Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" The minister replied, "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go."
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, political
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 61.15 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, political, science, women
The government recently noticed that it had too many generals in the army and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body between any two points he chose. The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes 6 feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000. The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes 8 feet. He walked away with a check $960,000. When the third general was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "from my index finger of the left foot to the thumb, that's it." The pension man said that would be fine but "My God!" he said, "where is your thumb?!" The general replied, "Back in Iraq!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: military, money, old people, political
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life, political
Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, political, stupid
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political