The best political jokes

Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: democrat, dog, political, vulgar
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, life, money, political
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men, political, women
Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: death, money, political
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
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has 59.46 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, political, soccer, sport
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, political
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, political, science, women