The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!
There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! "
The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before.
This is Air Force One..."
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying."
The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies?
A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt?
A: A tea party.
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale?
A: Mr. President.
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals?
A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.