The best political jokes

The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, couple, insulting, political
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 62.08 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, political
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: death, money, political
Q: What do you call a pothead that doesn't inhale? A: Mr. President.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: drug, political, weed
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: democrat, dog, political, vulgar
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political