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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
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Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
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