The best political jokes

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, political, stupid
A random communist leader hears about a man making jokes about him. He organizes a feast and calls the man. Leader: "This is how all meals will look in the future!" Man: (looks for a few seconds at the leader then says): "I thought I was the one around with the jokes."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, political, time
The government recently noticed that it had too many generals in the army and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body between any two points he chose. The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes 6 feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000. The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes 8 feet. He walked away with a check $960,000. When the third general was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "from my index finger of the left foot to the thumb, that's it." The pension man said that would be fine but "My God!" he said, "where is your thumb?!" The general replied, "Back in Iraq!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: military, money, old people, political
Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: death, money, political
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, couple, insulting, political
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, political, soccer, sport
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: democrat, dog, political, vulgar
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, political, women