The best political jokes

We should've known communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: political, time
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
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has 65.27 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.05 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, political, stupid
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes. Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped. Bush said "I'm the smartest in the world, every one needs me" he took one and jumped. Sarkozy blabbed something in french that no one understood, he took one and jumped. The monk tells the boy "You take the last parachute, let me die" the boy said "Why? We can both jump." "How is that?" said the monk. The boy replies, "Because the so called smartest man Bush took my school bag and jumped!"
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has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, school
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, political
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" The minister replied, "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go."
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, political
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 63.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men, political, women
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