The best political jokes

A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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has 66.34 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat, doctor, political
Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes. Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped. Bush said "I'm the smartest in the world, every one needs me" he took one and jumped. Sarkozy blabbed something in french that no one understood, he took one and jumped. The monk tells the boy "You take the last parachute, let me die" the boy said "Why? We can both jump." "How is that?" said the monk. The boy replies, "Because the so called smartest man Bush took my school bag and jumped!"
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, school
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.56 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
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has 64.65 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, political, stupid
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
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