The best political jokes

Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: democrat, ethnic, political
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat? A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: democrat, money, political, tax
One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy." Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, travel
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 65.56 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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has 65.10 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes. Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped. Bush said "I'm the smartest in the world, every one needs me" he took one and jumped. Sarkozy blabbed something in french that no one understood, he took one and jumped. The monk tells the boy "You take the last parachute, let me die" the boy said "Why? We can both jump." "How is that?" said the monk. The boy replies, "Because the so called smartest man Bush took my school bag and jumped!"
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, school
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
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has 64.29 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, life, money, political
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