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Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
One day Dick Cheney, George Bush and Laura Bush were in a private jet going to France. Then, George Bush said, " If i throw this hundred dollar bill off this jet I'll make one person happy!" Then Dick Cheney said, " Man if i throw ten, ten dollar bills down, I'll make ten people happy!" Then Laura Bush said, " If I throw one hundred one dollar bills off this jet I'll make a hundred people happy." Then the pilot said, " Man, if I throw these 3 losers outta this jet, I'll make six billion people happy."
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, travel
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton and Representative Condit had brought about the need for an eleventh commandment. They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, heaven, life, political
Russian President Putin called President George W. Bush with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!" "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the President. "I do need your help" said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms as soon as possible to tide us over?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it,"said Bush. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin. "No problem," replied the President. Mr. Putin hung up and started laughing with his aides about how those stupid Americans will fall for anything. George hung up and called the President of a condom company. "I need a favor, you've got to send 1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia." "Consider it done," said the president of the condom company. "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yeah," said the President, "print 'Made in America, size small' on each one!"
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has 66.65 % from 397 votes. More jokes about: political, sex
We should've known communism would fail. There were a lot of red flags.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: political, time
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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has 66.37 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, political, Yo mama
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog, political
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
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