The best political jokes

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" The minister replied, "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go."
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people? A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
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It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans? A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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