Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies?
A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking!
There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! "
The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before.
This is Air Force One..."
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with?
A: A dickhatership!
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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