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We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
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Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
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