The best political jokes

Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 63.16 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?" The minister replied, "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example. The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go."
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, political
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 63.05 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency? He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: life, political
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, political
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal? A: Elvis has been sighted.
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: democrat, music, political
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