The best political jokes

Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, political
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 62.39 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 62.37 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men, political, women
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government? A: A civil serpent.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, political
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