The best political jokes

Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, Yo mama
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, couple, insulting, political
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, political
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
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has 62.10 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog, political
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, political, time, wedding, Yo mama
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 61.60 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
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