Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. "Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous! " The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is Air Force One..."
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.