Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
Q: What is the difference between a dogs ass and liberals? A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs ass!
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.