The best prison jokes

Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested? A: For fingering a minor.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: music, prison, teacher, vulgar
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: cop, prison
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 55.62 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house, and heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. "Honey, what's wrong?" she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much. "Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant? And your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?" "Yes, of course," she replied. "Well, I would have been released tonight."
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has 55.49 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, prison, wife
Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison? A: You know that he actually did it.
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has 55.40 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: prison, white people
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 54.18 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dentist, prison
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 52.18 % from 295 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people