What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.