The best prison jokes

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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has 44.88 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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has 43.41 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist, work
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
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has 42.92 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, old people, prison, wedding
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, prison, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 30.62 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: cop, prison
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