The best prison jokes

What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 41.83 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 40.54 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 39.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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has 39.24 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist, work
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
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has 38.19 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, prison, ugly, Yo mama
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 29.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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has 24.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 21.07 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
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