The best prison jokes

Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
has 38.27 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
has 37.65 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
has 36.09 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist, work
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, prison, ugly, Yo mama
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
has 34.85 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, prison
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
has 27.97 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
has 24.60 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
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