A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.