The best prison jokes

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
has 51.37 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
has 49.52 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
has 48.85 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, prison
Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, prison, time
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
has 46.32 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
has 44.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, old people, prison, wedding
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
has 39.35 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
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