The best prison jokes

What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Vote: has 45.37 % from 154 votes. Send joke:

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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Vote: has 43.72 % from 115 votes. Send joke:

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Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
Vote: has 43.61 % from 57 votes. Send joke:

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A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Vote: has 37.36 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
Vote: has 29.51 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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