What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.