Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? A: Charged With Battery.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.