The best prison jokes

Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 50.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, prison
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 50.51 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 48.64 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 48.10 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
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has 46.31 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, old people, prison, wedding
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 40.30 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
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