Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.