The best prison jokes

What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Vote: has 46.30 % from 109 votes. Send joke:

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Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
Vote: has 46.28 % from 54 votes. Send joke:

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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
Vote: has 43.92 % from 125 votes. Send joke:

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A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn't marry you. Tomorrow I would've been a free man!"
Vote: has 42.25 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Vote: has 34.69 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
Vote: has 31.25 % from 61 votes. Send joke:

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Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Vote: has 29.43 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

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Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
Vote: has 24.26 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
Vote: has 17.55 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

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