The best prison jokes

Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
has 51.89 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, prison
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
has 51.60 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dentist, prison
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from Phantom of the opera. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly "we’re going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper The edmonton sun, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere."
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, music, prison, work
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
has 48.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
There was a crooked woman, who ran a crooked mile. She found a crooked Weiner, who always made her smile. She belongs in prison, for she is just a crook. And if you don't believe me, you can read it in her book.
has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, poems, prison, women
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise".
has 45.43 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: beauty, mexican, prison
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones.
has 44.90 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: phone, prison
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
has 42.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
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