The best racist jokes

Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.

There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.

How do you hide your money from a mexican?

Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.

John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.

Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.

Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!

What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!

Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!