Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.