Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.