Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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