The best racist jokes

Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, racist
Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
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has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, pirate, racist
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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has 31.66 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: baby, health, racist
A guy goes into an antique shop. He's browsing around the shop and comes across a brass rat. He picks up the rat and is looking at it when the shop owner approaches him. He asks the owner how much the Brass Rat is. The shop owner says $20 For the rat and $10 for the story behind it. The customers say I don't need to know the story but I'll buy the rat. So he pays for the rat and leaves the shop. After about 50 yards he hears a Wierd noise behind him and so looks around. There's a bunch of rats following him so he picks up the pace a walks faster but the noise gets louder. He glances behind and there are hundreds of rats following him so he starts to run. Still, the noise gets louder and there are thousands of rats chasing him. He comes to a bridge over the river and thinks the rats are chasing him because of the Brass Rat, he has so he throws the rat as far as he can into the river. All the rats that were chasing him then all jump into the river and drown. The guy thinks for a while and then walks back to the shop. As he enters the shop the owner who saw him coming said I bet you came back for the story behind the Brass Rat did you? The customer says no I didn't. Have you got a brass Nigger?
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, business, customer service, money, racist
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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has 31.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people, work
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
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has 30.27 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
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has 29.59 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, school
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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has 29.24 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug, mean, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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has 28.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist, white people
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
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has 28.54 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
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