Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan?
A: With a dustpan.
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Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.