The best racist jokes

A guy goes into an antique shop. He's browsing around the shop and comes across a brass rat. He picks up the rat and is looking at it when the shop owner approaches him. He asks the owner how much the Brass Rat is. The shop owner says $20 For the rat and $10 for the story behind it. The customers say I don't need to know the story but I'll buy the rat. So he pays for the rat and leaves the shop. After about 50 yards he hears a Wierd noise behind him and so looks around. There's a bunch of rats following him so he picks up the pace a walks faster but the noise gets louder. He glances behind and there are hundreds of rats following him so he starts to run. Still, the noise gets louder and there are thousands of rats chasing him. He comes to a bridge over the river and thinks the rats are chasing him because of the Brass Rat, he has so he throws the rat as far as he can into the river. All the rats that were chasing him then all jump into the river and drown. The guy thinks for a while and then walks back to the shop. As he enters the shop the owner who saw him coming said I bet you came back for the story behind the Brass Rat did you? The customer says no I didn't. Have you got a brass Nigger?
has 28.76 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, business, customer service, money, racist
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
has 28.53 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
has 28.31 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
has 28.23 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, racist, Yo mama
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
has 28.15 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour? A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
has 27.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, racist
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
has 27.81 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
has 27.60 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: food, racist, work
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
has 27.36 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.
has 27.05 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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