Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
Why are asian people bad at driving? Because they can't see.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's a nigger's job.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.