Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Q: What do black people smoke? A: Niggerettes.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans? A: The black one takes your watch.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary? A: Planet of the Apes.