The best racist jokes

Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
Why are asian people bad at driving? Because they can't see.
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has 35.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: asian, driving, racist
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
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has 34.48 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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has 33.63 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 33.28 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
Q: What does the devil do to black babies? A: Nothing they're already burned.
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has 33.09 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
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has 33.08 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, racist
A guy goes into an antique shop. He's browsing around the shop and comes across a brass rat. He picks up the rat and is looking at it when the shop owner approaches him. He asks the owner how much the Brass Rat is. The shop owner says $20 For the rat and $10 for the story behind it. The customers say I don't need to know the story but I'll buy the rat. So he pays for the rat and leaves the shop. After about 50 yards he hears a Wierd noise behind him and so looks around. There's a bunch of rats following him so he picks up the pace a walks faster but the noise gets louder. He glances behind and there are hundreds of rats following him so he starts to run. Still, the noise gets louder and there are thousands of rats chasing him. He comes to a bridge over the river and thinks the rats are chasing him because of the Brass Rat, he has so he throws the rat as far as he can into the river. All the rats that were chasing him then all jump into the river and drown. The guy thinks for a while and then walks back to the shop. As he enters the shop the owner who saw him coming said I bet you came back for the story behind the Brass Rat did you? The customer says no I didn't. Have you got a brass Nigger?
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, business, customer service, money, racist
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
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