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What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
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Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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