What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
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I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.