What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids.
So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad.
His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!"
He gets beat by his mom too.
Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white!
She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room.
Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?"
And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland?
You are approaching the Russian border.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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