What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.