What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”