The best racist jokes

What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 73.63 % from 742 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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has 73.55 % from 712 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled... "SUPPLIES!"
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has 73.44 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 73.31 % from 733 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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has 73.24 % from 927 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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has 73.19 % from 1023 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist, school, teacher, white people
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"
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has 73.08 % from 867 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, parrot, racist
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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has 73.02 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: racist, redneck
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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has 72.93 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist, school
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 72.82 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist