The best racist jokes

What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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has 72.53 % from 1648 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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has 72.45 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: racist, redneck
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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has 72.38 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 72.37 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, racist
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 72.16 % from 328 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
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has 72.05 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: racist
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 72.04 % from 567 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 72.01 % from 608 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 72.00 % from 460 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather