The best racist jokes

If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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has 72.44 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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has 72.39 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 72.22 % from 479 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 72.19 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, racist
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 72.01 % from 536 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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has 71.97 % from 486 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people, winter
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
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has 71.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, racist, sex, time
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 71.84 % from 389 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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has 71.78 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: racist