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Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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