The best racist jokes

Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 72.45 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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has 72.45 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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has 72.31 % from 630 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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has 72.29 % from 557 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 72.26 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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has 72.19 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: racist
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 71.99 % from 547 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
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has 71.64 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: racist
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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has 71.58 % from 606 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 71.57 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather