Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.