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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
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Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
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