The best racist jokes

American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
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has 72.45 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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has 72.44 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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has 72.43 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: racist
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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has 72.32 % from 569 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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has 72.32 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: racist
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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has 72.19 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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has 72.13 % from 637 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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has 72.03 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 71.84 % from 559 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 71.80 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist