The best racist jokes

What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
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A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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