American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike...
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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