The best racist jokes

There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 72.55 % from 485 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 72.45 % from 591 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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has 72.44 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: racist, redneck
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"
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has 72.44 % from 820 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, parrot, racist
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled... "SUPPLIES!"
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has 72.35 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 72.32 % from 634 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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has 72.31 % from 607 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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has 72.31 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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has 72.26 % from 1673 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
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has 72.19 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: racist