Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
-_-
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.