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New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
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has 70.72 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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has 70.57 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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has 70.56 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 70.43 % from 435 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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has 70.40 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
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has 70.29 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, racist, sex, time
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.23 % from 645 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 69.91 % from 540 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.88 % from 578 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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has 69.84 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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