The best racist jokes

How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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has 71.39 % from 624 votes. More jokes about: asian, cat, racist
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 71.26 % from 720 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 71.25 % from 800 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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has 70.89 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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has 70.88 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: racist
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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has 70.83 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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has 70.81 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 70.80 % from 748 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 70.80 % from 546 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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has 70.70 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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