What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.