The best racist jokes

A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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has 70.69 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, racist
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.26 % from 734 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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has 70.15 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 70.10 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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has 70.05 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 69.93 % from 649 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 69.89 % from 501 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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has 69.83 % from 772 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist, white people
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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has 69.75 % from 516 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.54 % from 675 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
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