The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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has 71.02 % from 703 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist, white people
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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has 70.98 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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has 70.98 % from 480 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 70.88 % from 573 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 70.55 % from 480 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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has 70.37 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 70.11 % from 448 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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has 70.02 % from 257 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.95 % from 597 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 69.95 % from 660 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
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