The best racist jokes

Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 70.98 % from 1434 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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has 70.89 % from 642 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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has 70.59 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: racist
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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has 70.55 % from 498 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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has 70.41 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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has 70.33 % from 743 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist, white people
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.31 % from 707 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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has 70.16 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 70.11 % from 646 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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has 70.04 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
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