My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.