Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.