How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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