How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.