How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person?
They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike...