If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go?
The Hood.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas?
Your bike...
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
Vote:
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!