A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.