The best racist jokes

My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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has 70.45 % from 500 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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has 70.39 % from 420 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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has 70.39 % from 748 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist, white people
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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has 70.35 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: racist
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.30 % from 714 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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has 70.04 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.95 % from 653 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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has 69.85 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 69.84 % from 479 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 69.83 % from 521 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
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