The best racist jokes

There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 71.95 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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has 71.93 % from 375 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled... "SUPPLIES!"
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has 71.90 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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has 71.74 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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has 71.69 % from 653 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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has 71.30 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist, school
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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has 71.18 % from 568 votes. More jokes about: asian, cat, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 71.15 % from 626 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 70.96 % from 1444 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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has 70.91 % from 646 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
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