Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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