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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
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How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
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What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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