What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.