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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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has 71.54 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 71.44 % from 540 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
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has 71.41 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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has 71.39 % from 435 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled... "SUPPLIES!"
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has 71.19 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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has 71.03 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: asian, cat, racist
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 70.88 % from 1415 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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has 70.81 % from 633 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 70.69 % from 598 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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has 70.64 % from 726 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist, white people
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