What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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