What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.