What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.