A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go?
The Hood.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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