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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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