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A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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has 72.04 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist, school
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 72.04 % from 1519 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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has 71.69 % from 330 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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has 71.58 % from 669 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 71.52 % from 649 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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has 71.51 % from 671 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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has 71.35 % from 612 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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has 70.84 % from 583 votes. More jokes about: asian, cat, racist
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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has 70.76 % from 440 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 70.76 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
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