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What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 71.87 % from 601 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
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has 71.86 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: racist
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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has 71.84 % from 593 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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has 71.81 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: racist
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled... "SUPPLIES!"
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has 71.66 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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has 71.12 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 71.06 % from 613 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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has 71.03 % from 565 votes. More jokes about: asian, cat, racist
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: racist
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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has 71.00 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist, school
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