American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there.
Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?"
"I have to throw this away," replied the tourist.
"You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered.
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want."
The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers.
"Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist.
"No. This is the American Embassy."
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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