The best racist jokes

What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 72.82 % from 431 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
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has 72.81 % from 474 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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has 72.80 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 72.59 % from 396 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 72.58 % from 392 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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has 72.55 % from 597 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: racist
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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has 72.51 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 72.25 % from 1123 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
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has 72.08 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: racist
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