The best racist jokes

What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
has 71.86 % from 582 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
has 71.71 % from 391 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled... "SUPPLIES!"
has 71.71 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
has 71.46 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
has 71.28 % from 1305 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
has 71.18 % from 454 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
has 71.00 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
has 70.88 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: racist, redneck
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
has 70.83 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
has 70.82 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
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