The best racist jokes

Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
has 72.82 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
has 72.29 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
has 72.21 % from 1644 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
has 71.98 % from 1752 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
has 71.90 % from 673 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weather
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
has 71.88 % from 710 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
has 71.79 % from 633 votes. More jokes about: asian, cat, racist
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
has 71.78 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
has 71.78 % from 741 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
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