Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
How do you tell when time is reversing? When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.