The best racist jokes

A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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has 70.08 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, racist
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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has 70.08 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: racist
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 69.98 % from 1303 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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has 69.89 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: racist
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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has 69.78 % from 562 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
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has 69.77 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 69.75 % from 439 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 69.62 % from 444 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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has 69.32 % from 450 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
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has 69.23 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: racist
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