what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common? A: Black are bigger than white.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.