The best racist jokes

What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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has 70.50 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: racist
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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has 70.28 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, racist
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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has 70.21 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: racist
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 70.17 % from 1315 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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has 69.99 % from 566 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 69.88 % from 448 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 69.79 % from 443 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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has 69.52 % from 453 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
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has 69.46 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: racist
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
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has 69.16 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: racist
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