A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job. 
What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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