The best racist jokes

Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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