Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
-_-
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.