What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."