Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!