There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.