The best racist jokes

Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 69.60 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 69.57 % from 617 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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has 69.49 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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has 69.40 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, heaven, money, racist
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 69.22 % from 1176 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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has 69.04 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 68.97 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 68.59 % from 368 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 68.51 % from 438 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
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