If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn?
Modern farm equiptment.
What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.