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How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
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Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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