The best racist jokes

Why are asprins white? Because they work!
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has 70.57 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: racist
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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has 70.39 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: racist
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 70.26 % from 461 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 70.23 % from 1328 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 70.18 % from 449 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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has 70.09 % from 575 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, teacher
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
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has 69.78 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, mexican, racist
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
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has 69.65 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 69.41 % from 867 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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has 69.40 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, racist
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