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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 69.52 % from 1225 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 69.51 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 69.50 % from 543 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
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has 69.30 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: racist
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 69.11 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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has 69.02 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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has 68.97 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 68.66 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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has 68.65 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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has 68.47 % from 498 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, prison, racist
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