The best racist jokes

A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
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has 70.08 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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has 70.06 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 69.91 % from 459 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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has 69.81 % from 394 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
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has 69.69 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 69.47 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 69.45 % from 587 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 69.10 % from 1151 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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has 69.06 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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has 68.76 % from 462 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, prison, racist
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