The best racist jokes

What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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