The best racist jokes

Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 69.95 % from 509 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 69.65 % from 469 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 69.61 % from 604 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
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has 69.56 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: racist
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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has 69.54 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 69.45 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 69.19 % from 1168 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
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has 68.93 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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has 68.72 % from 475 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, prison, racist
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