The best racist jokes

Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 69.69 % from 522 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 69.62 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 69.53 % from 623 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 69.43 % from 1184 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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has 69.34 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Greek, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Greek.
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has 69.30 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, heaven, money, racist
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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has 69.29 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 69.25 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 69.23 % from 376 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 69.11 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
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