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The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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