Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free Pork.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Whats long and Black??
The KFC line.
People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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