The best racist jokes

How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
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If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
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