The best racist jokes

What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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has 73.27 % from 546 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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has 73.13 % from 728 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
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has 73.08 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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has 73.04 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"
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has 72.87 % from 779 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, parrot, racist
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 72.78 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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has 72.69 % from 1616 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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has 72.58 % from 717 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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has 72.54 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: racist
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
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has 72.45 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: racist