Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"