What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down. Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.