The best racist jokes

Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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has 73.43 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, travel
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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has 73.41 % from 815 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 73.28 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
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has 73.26 % from 538 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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has 73.25 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: airplane, kids, racist, terrorist
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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has 73.08 % from 789 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 72.96 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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has 72.92 % from 401 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled... "SUPPLIES!"
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has 72.89 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: life, racist
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
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has 72.88 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist