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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
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People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
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What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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