When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?" The parrot says, "Africa…"
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.