The best racist jokes

What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 74.27 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 74.18 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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has 74.12 % from 850 votes. More jokes about: racist
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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has 74.08 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
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has 73.99 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, racist, sex, time
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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has 73.98 % from 545 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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has 73.93 % from 3285 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, mexican, racist
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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has 73.82 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: airplane, kids, racist, terrorist
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 73.80 % from 763 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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has 73.73 % from 721 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people