The best racist jokes

What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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has 73.09 % from 558 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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has 72.88 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
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has 72.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: racist
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"
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has 72.75 % from 791 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, parrot, racist
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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has 72.63 % from 891 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist, school, teacher, white people
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 72.61 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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has 72.59 % from 1625 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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has 72.58 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: racist
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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has 72.56 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: airplane, kids, racist, terrorist
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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has 72.51 % from 738 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work