The best racist jokes

When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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has 73.27 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: airplane, kids, racist, terrorist
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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has 73.25 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 73.23 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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has 72.88 % from 760 votes. More jokes about: racist
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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has 72.84 % from 917 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist, school, teacher, white people
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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has 72.83 % from 580 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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has 72.83 % from 774 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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has 72.65 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"
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has 72.61 % from 806 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, parrot, racist
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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has 72.58 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: racist, redneck