The best racist jokes

Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
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has 73.25 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: racist, redneck
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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has 73.21 % from 793 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
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has 73.12 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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has 72.96 % from 770 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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has 72.89 % from 349 votes. More jokes about: airplane, kids, racist, terrorist
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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has 72.88 % from 930 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist, school, teacher, white people
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 72.81 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 72.80 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled... "SUPPLIES!"
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has 72.68 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: life, racist