The best racist jokes

Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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has 72.94 % from 754 votes. More jokes about: racist
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, racist, sex, time
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
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has 72.87 % from 573 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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has 72.71 % from 909 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist, school, teacher, white people
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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has 72.65 % from 1640 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
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has 72.58 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: racist
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"
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has 72.57 % from 801 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, parrot, racist
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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has 72.57 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 72.55 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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has 72.55 % from 762 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work