How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.