The best racist jokes

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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has 73.25 % from 861 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist, school, teacher, white people
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 73.24 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
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has 73.15 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: death, mexican, racist
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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has 73.09 % from 723 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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has 73.04 % from 315 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
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has 73.02 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: car, mexican, racist
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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has 72.89 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, racist
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
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has 72.65 % from 1610 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
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has 72.62 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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has 72.35 % from 707 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work