The best racist jokes

What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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has 74.21 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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has 74.19 % from 685 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
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has 74.11 % from 646 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
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has 74.03 % from 701 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist, school, teacher, white people
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: racist
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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has 73.88 % from 721 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Two black men are walking down the street. They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!" The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have. One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents. They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in. Problem solved. The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap. They laugh and admire his new race for a minute. Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?" The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
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has 73.71 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: racist
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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has 73.47 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, work
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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has 73.46 % from 610 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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has 73.37 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: racist