5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message".
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So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone."
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The teacher said "When its my break."
"Your break for what? the kid asks.
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Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
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I was walking through the cemetery the other day when a thought crossed my mind.
Call me a sentimental old fool if you like, but I couldn't resist it.
I texted my ex saying 'wish you were here'.