The best relationship jokes

A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, sex
A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: "What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?" "Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship, time, Valentines day
Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single
One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, 'Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?'”
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, relationship
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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has 64.86 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: math, phone, relationship, student
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, love, relationship, single
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work done."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, relationship, time, wife
Doctor: "And how is it going with your old ailment, Mr Smith?" Patient: "Very well, I've been divorced for half a year now."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: divorce, doctor, life, relationship
"Does she have a boyfriend?" "Yes, a cute, strong and clever one." "What's the name?" "John, Michael and Bill."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: relationship, women
I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, romantic