The best relationship jokes

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... but no one will do it.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: relationship, time, women
A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: "What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?" "Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship, time, Valentines day
Me: "I'm so lonely." Person: "Hey!" Me: "Leave me alone."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: relationship, single
One woman to another at a singles bar: “I’m not as optimistic about relationships as I used to be. These days, when I meet a man, I ask myself, 'Is this the guy I want my children to spend every other weekend with?'”
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, relationship
My girlfriend told me that will change me. I thought she was referring to the character, but she found a new boyfriend!
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has 64.35 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: communication, couple, love, relationship, single
"What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?" "She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me." "I don't believe that she cheated on you!" "Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns..."
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has 64.18 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: math, phone, relationship, student
Doctor: "And how is it going with your old ailment, Mr Smith?" Patient: "Very well, I've been divorced for half a year now."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: divorce, doctor, life, relationship
I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, romantic
Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man's arm around the woman. The man says "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. "We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. " "Right, Darlin." The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: couple, family, redneck, relationship, travel
"Does she have a boyfriend?" "Yes, a cute, strong and clever one." "What's the name?" "John, Michael and Bill."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: relationship, women