A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ?
A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
Vote:
Religion is a lot more like politics.
The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity?
A: Osama Bin Laiden.
Vote:
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!
Man: You've brought religion into my life.
Woman: Really? How?
Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist?
A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner.
They have many ideas but each idea doesn't sound good.
Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door.
The mother answers it and it's a nun saying she's going door to door giving out soup to families.
She takes the bag of soup and thanks to the nun.
They all go to the kitchen and grab a bowl and then pour the soup into bowls.
The father says "this soup stinks!"
The mother says "honey a nun brought it to us be grateful."
The father then tastes it and says "ew it tastes like shit" and the mother say s "honey just keep eating."
After they finish they go to the living room and the news is on.
The reporter says "the man dressed as a nun delivering raw sewage door to door has been caught" they all puked.
A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness?
Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.