The best religious jokes

Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, religious
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: atheist, bible, religious
One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn't sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it's a nun saying she's going door to door giving out soup to families. She takes the bag of soup and thanks to the nun. They all go to the kitchen and grab a bowl and then pour the soup into bowls. The father says "this soup stinks!" The mother says "honey a nun brought it to us be grateful." The father then tastes it and says "ew it tastes like shit" and the mother say s "honey just keep eating." After they finish they go to the living room and the news is on. The reporter says "the man dressed as a nun delivering raw sewage door to door has been caught" they all puked.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: family, food, mean, religious, vulgar
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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has 54.46 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, religious, sex
A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. "Good God!" exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, "I thought you don't believe in me." The hunter replied, "Up until now I didn't believe in 1,000-pound deer either."
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, hunting, religious
Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
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has 53.24 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, religious
Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness? Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: atheist, religious
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment? A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, religious
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