The best religious jokes

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: bar, jewish, priest, religious
Q: What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a painting of Jesus Christ? A: It only takes one nail to hang a painting.
has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, god, religious
Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, religious, sex
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, religious
Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
has 54.59 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, religious
Q: Did you hear about the the evangelical atheist? A: She went door to door with a book full of blank pages.
has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: atheist, bible, religious
One day a family is wondering what to cook for dinner. They have many ideas but each idea doesn't sound good. Eventually, they go to the living room to watch tv when all of a sudden a knock at the door. The mother answers it and it's a nun saying she's going door to door giving out soup to families. She takes the bag of soup and thanks to the nun. They all go to the kitchen and grab a bowl and then pour the soup into bowls. The father says "this soup stinks!" The mother says "honey a nun brought it to us be grateful." The father then tastes it and says "ew it tastes like shit" and the mother say s "honey just keep eating." After they finish they go to the living room and the news is on. The reporter says "the man dressed as a nun delivering raw sewage door to door has been caught" they all puked.
has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: family, food, mean, religious, vulgar
A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
has 49.96 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: religious, terrorist, travel
Question: What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness? Answer: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
has 48.77 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: atheist, religious
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