Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
Q: Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less? A: They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
Well goodnight everyone. I have to get up early tomorrow to do nothing and still make more money than all of you!
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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