The best republican jokes

A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
has 49.58 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
has 48.41 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, republican, women
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, republican
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: car, money, political, republican
Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: elephant, memory, political, republican
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
has 29.22 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, insulting, political, republican
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
has 23.67 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: friendship, republican
Well goodnight everyone. I have to get up early tomorrow to do nothing and still make more money than all of you!
has 22.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican
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