The best republican jokes

Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
has 48.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.
has 48.03 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: gay, political, republican, sex
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
has 36.75 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, republican
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, republican, women
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
has 32.59 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
has 27.45 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, insulting, political, republican
You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
has 22.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: friendship, republican
Well goodnight everyone. I have to get up early tomorrow to do nothing and still make more money than all of you!
has 21.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina? A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
has 13.96 % from 238 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, republican
A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.
has 10.35 % from 792 votes. More jokes about: democrat, genie, political, republican, stupid
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