The best Santa jokes

Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: easter, life, men, money, Santa
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, Santa
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
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