The best Santa jokes

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, Santa
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, Santa, wife
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: easter, life, men, money, Santa
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