The best Santa jokes

Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 54.07 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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has 53.67 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, Santa, wife
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: doctor, elf, Santa
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: easter, life, men, money, Santa
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, game, money, Santa
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
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