The best Santa jokes

Q: What do New Year's Parades have in common with Santa Claus? A: No one is awake to see either of them.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: new year, Santa
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: geography, Santa, tax
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, Santa
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.14 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving