The best Santa jokes

You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
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Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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