The best Santa jokes

Q: What do New Year's Parades have in common with Santa Claus? A: No one is awake to see either of them.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: new year, Santa
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: geography, Santa, tax
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, Santa
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.06 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 56.70 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax