The best Santa jokes

Q: What do New Year's Parades have in common with Santa Claus? A: No one is awake to see either of them.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: new year, Santa
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: geography, Santa, tax
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, Santa
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 63.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 60.48 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer. What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, Santa
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax