The best Santa jokes

Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?" "No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."
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Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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