The best Santa jokes

If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, Santa
Q: What do New Year's Parades have in common with Santa Claus? A: No one is awake to see either of them.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: new year, Santa
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geography, Santa, tax
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 62.46 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa