The best Santa jokes

Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: geography, Santa, tax
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Santa
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, Santa
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, flirt, romantic, Santa
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
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