You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.