Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK? A: He can claim Gift Relief.
You know you're getting old when Santa starts looking younger.
Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.