The best Santa jokes

Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, Santa
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, elf, Santa, travel
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 47.64 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 43.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
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