The best Santa jokes

Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, Santa, wife
Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, Santa
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: doctor, elf, Santa
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, elf, Santa, travel
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, game, money, Santa