Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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