The best Santa jokes

Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Vote:
has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Vote:
has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
Vote:
has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: elf, Santa, tax
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
Vote:
has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, Santa, wife
Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"
Vote:
has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, Santa
Q: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? A: Because he had low "elf" esteem!
Vote:
has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: doctor, elf, Santa
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, elf, Santa, travel
On a famous TV game show a blonde contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and the Ł1.000 prize. "To be today's champion," the show's host smiled, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The blonde gave a sigh of relief because she had been given such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and... Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer - had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."
Vote:
has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, game, money, Santa