The best Santa jokes

Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 43.86 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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has 41.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.36 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 34.57 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
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