The best Santa jokes

Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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has 44.76 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, Santa
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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has 41.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 40.90 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
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