The best school jokes

Q: Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? A: Because they're all in high school
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: school, weed
Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science. She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. Now it was question time, and she asked, “My name begins with the letter ‘M’ and I pick up things. What am I?” A little boy on the front row proudly said, “You’re a mother!”
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has 71.74 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: school, science
Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Tommy: At the great airports!
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has 71.62 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: school
Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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has 71.61 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, school
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Larry Johnson. He delivered the pizza to his trailer. After giving it to him, Larry asked: “What is the usual tip?” “Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.” “Is that so?” snorted Larry. “Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here’s five dollars.” “Thanks,” replied the youth, “I’ll put this in my school fund.” “What are you studying in school?” asked Larry. The lad smiled and said: “Applied psychology.”
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has 71.60 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: college, money, school
In clas: 1+1=2 Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun.
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has 71.58 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: Why was the wizard kicked out of school. A: Because he forgot how to spell.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, memory, school
Q: What comes before 8? A: My school bus usually.
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has 71.50 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: school
A student visits the principal's office The principal asks: "What is your name?" The student replies: "D-d-d-dav-dav-david." The principal asks: "Do you have a stutter?" Student answers: "No, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was an asshole."
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: school, student
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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has 71.30 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist, school
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