The best school jokes

You could give me 37 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: school, student, time, work
Teacher: "I will call your parents!" Elementary student: "No! I’ll be a good boy!" Junior High School Student: "Pffff… Anyway…" High School Student: "Send my mother my greetings!"
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has 72.24 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
A student visits the principal's office The principal asks: "What is your name?" The student replies: "D-d-d-dav-dav-david." The principal asks: "Do you have a stutter?" Student answers: "No, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was an asshole."
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: school, student
Sunday school teacher asks Johnny, "Come now, Little Johnny, tell me the truth, do you say your prayers before eating?" Little Johnny smiles proudly, "No Miss, there's no need, my mom cooks really well."
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, little Johnny, school, teacher
Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, mean, school, time
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: math, mean, school
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I’m in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But George," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child." "Oh, don’t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I’ll use a rubber."
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, love, school, teacher
In clas: 1+1=2 Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun.
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has 71.58 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What comes before 8? A: My school bus usually.
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has 71.56 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: school
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, friendship, insulting, school
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