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The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
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has 68.67 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty, school, sex
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 68.66 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
The teacher said to the children: "In a paddock, there were twelve sheep. Six of them got out by jumping over the fence. How many sheep left behind?" "None", little Jim say. "None?" says the teacher surprised. "Jim, you’re clueless in math." "And you, misses, are clueless in sheep! As soon as the first sheep jumps out, the other will follow as well!"
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: school
You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate. So now you're leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives: moving back in with your parents.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: family, graduation, life, school
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, religious, school, Yo mama
A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother. He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother." One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly. The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother. He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, school, teacher
I wish my grades would smoke weed too so we could both get higher.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: school, weed
A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature. "What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks: "Do you have a pill for math?" The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back to the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plonks it on the counter. "I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student. The pharmacist replies, "Well you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
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has 68.54 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: history, math, school
A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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has 68.38 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, kids, school
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