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It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."
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has 78.70 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: death, funeral, sport, wife
Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, sport
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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has 77.90 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: dirty, redneck, sex, sport
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 77.20 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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has 76.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!" Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
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has 76.73 % from 315 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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has 76.64 % from 2110 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sport
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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has 76.46 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 76.20 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
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