The best sport jokes

Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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has 78.11 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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has 78.07 % from 1378 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist, sport
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."
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has 77.62 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: death, funeral, sport, wife
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!" Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
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has 77.37 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: sport
I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her fitness trainer. Me: "Okay, this isn't working out."
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has 76.77 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: love, sex, sport
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? A: Swimmers are farting.
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has 76.45 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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has 76.24 % from 472 votes. More jokes about: dirty, redneck, sex, sport
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, time
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 75.77 % from 529 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?" "Oh, no," Baby Bear replied, "I don't want to live with Daddy Bear. He beat me." "Well then, you should live with Mommy Bear," answered the judge. "On, no, I don't want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me." "Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?" Baby Bear said, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don't beat anybody!"
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has 75.46 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, divorce, sport
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