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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl? A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
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