The best sport jokes

Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Vote: has 78.15 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bible, catholic, sport
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
Vote: has 78.10 % from 385 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, redneck, sex, sport
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
Vote: has 77.50 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, sport, time
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
Vote: has 77.50 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Vote: has 77.47 % from 36 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. “Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. “What are those?, asks the attendant. “They’re called tees” replies Tiger. “Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman. “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger. “Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything!”
Vote: has 77.40 % from 122 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, celebrity, golf, sport
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."
Vote: has 77.23 % from 196 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: death, funeral, sport, wife
Q: Why is horse racing so romantic? A: Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
Vote: has 76.80 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: horse, money, romantic, sport
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Vote: has 76.77 % from 1953 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, racist, sport
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Vote: has 76.73 % from 83 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama