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An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!" Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"
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has 77.17 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the Super Bowl on TV? A: The Dallas Cowboys.
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has 77.04 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: communication, cowboy, football, money, sport
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore. They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink. After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid, time, women
Q: Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? A: That way they can both watch wrestling.
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has 76.80 % from 456 votes. More jokes about: dirty, redneck, sex, sport
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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has 76.74 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, time
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 76.48 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? A: Swimmers are farting.
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has 76.07 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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has 76.06 % from 522 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
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