The best sport jokes

Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
Q: What sports team is the least safe around children? A: The Nashville Predators.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids, sport
Police have found the body of a man in the Thames wearing a Chelsea shirt, womens underwear, fishnet stockings, suspenders and with an extra large dildo stuck up his arse. They have removed the Chelsea shirt to save the family any embarrassment ...
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: cop, family, soccer, sport
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, sport
You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
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has 71.99 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: drug, drunk, sport
Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: single, sport
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time."
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sport
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