Q: What sports team is the least safe around children?
A: The Nashville Predators.
A Scottish man was at a baseball game.
It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly.
The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double.
Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!”
This happened two more times, with a single and a triple.
The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.
The next batter came up and four balls went by.
The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first.
The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!”
Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down.
The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.”
The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong.
He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."