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Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
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has 72.35 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: drug, drunk, sport
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 71.97 % from 1037 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, sport, technology
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 71.64 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!" I replied, "That's 15 love!"
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sport, wife
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: pirate, sport
Dad shouts: "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!" Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"
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has 71.48 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: sex, sport
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: sport
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