The best sport jokes

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together in his groin, and rolled around in obvious agony. The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize "Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him." "Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied, still lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. Following her persistence however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?" He replied "It feels fabulous, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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has 72.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a Prostitute on a football field? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
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has 72.70 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty, football, sport
Police have found the body of a man in the Thames wearing a Chelsea shirt, womens underwear, fishnet stockings, suspenders and with an extra large dildo stuck up his arse. They have removed the Chelsea shirt to save the family any embarrassment ...
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: cop, family, soccer, sport
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!" I replied, "That's 15 love!"
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sport, wife
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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has 72.57 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: horse, sport
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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has 72.22 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, stupid, Yo mama
I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her fitness trainer. Me: "Okay, this isn't working out."
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has 72.22 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: love, sex, sport
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
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