The best sport jokes

Q: What sports team is the least safe around children? A: The Nashville Predators.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids, sport
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!” This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!” Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.” The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, time
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence. Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras." That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: fitness, health, sex, sport, wife
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 72.08 % from 1004 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, sport, technology
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: sport, women
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: pirate, sport
Q: Why is horse racing so romantic? A: Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: horse, money, romantic, sport
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
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