Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong.
He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS!
When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
My wife said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!"
I replied, "That's 15 love!"
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast?
A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
Dad shouts: "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!"
Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!