Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Q: Why is horse racing so romantic? A: Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.
There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiot. Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help. Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help. Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned. Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned. Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help. Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening. Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned. Days later, Idiot decided it must his turn to swim. He also did not know what his goal was. Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.