The best sport jokes

Q: What sports team is the least safe around children? A: The Nashville Predators.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids, sport
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!” This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!” Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.” The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, time
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 72.20 % from 1012 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
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has 72.17 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: drug, drunk, sport
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life, sport, technology
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 71.64 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: sport, women
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: pirate, sport
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
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