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Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
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has 72.70 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: drug, drunk, sport
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, sport, technology
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together in his groin, and rolled around in obvious agony. The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize "Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him." "Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied, still lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. Following her persistence however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?" He replied "It feels fabulous, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sport
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 72.22 % from 1084 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: horse, sport
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?" "No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: sport
Dad shouts: "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!" Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"
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has 71.55 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: sex, sport
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
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