The best sport jokes

Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race. Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs...
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has 75.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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has 75.53 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, sport
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "I don't think you can keep your head down that long."
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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has 74.97 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?" "Oh, no," Baby Bear replied, "I don't want to live with Daddy Bear. He beat me." "Well then, you should live with Mommy Bear," answered the judge. "On, no, I don't want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me." "Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?" Baby Bear said, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don't beat anybody!"
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has 74.87 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, divorce, sport
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time."
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has 74.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sport
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, time
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, sport, technology
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system - "Will the gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee". He looked up, looked back down and then resumed addressing the ball again. The Voice again - "Will the Man on the Red tees PLEASE MOVE BACK to the White Tees?!" He looked back at the starters shack and yelled, "Will the IDIOT on the p.a. shut up so that the man on the lady's tee can hit his second shot"!
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sport
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