The best sport jokes

Q: Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A: In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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has 76.11 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: bible, catholic, sport
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 76.08 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf, sport
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette all enter the International Breast Stroke Swim across the English Channel. After about 8 hours, the brunette makes it across, followed shortly by the redhead. No sign of the blonde. After 12 hours they decide they'd better go look for her when she pretty much washes up on shore. They rush over to her and wrap her in warm blankets and give her a hot drink. After a few minutes, she is breathing easier and says, "I don't like to tattle, but I think those other ladies were using their arms!"
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid, time, women
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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has 75.77 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: doctor, family, fat, sport
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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has 75.06 % from 376 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people, winter
I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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has 74.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, sport, technology
Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?" "Oh, no," Baby Bear replied, "I don't want to live with Daddy Bear. He beat me." "Well then, you should live with Mommy Bear," answered the judge. "On, no, I don't want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me." "Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?" Baby Bear said, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don't beat anybody!"
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has 74.52 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, divorce, sport
Peter: Why was the Olympian not able to listen to music? Matthew: Why? Peter: Because he broke the record!
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: athlete, music, sport
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