The best stupid jokes

A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: holiday, stupid, weather
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, redneck, sport, stupid
When my customer ordered iced tea, I asked, "Sweetened or unsweetened?" Her answer: "What's the difference?"
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science, stupid
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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has 68.73 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, math, stupid, teacher
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