The best stupid jokes

Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 69.07 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you." After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him. He then waits an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo. The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers. He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do. The redneck answers, "Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows."
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: hunting, redneck, stupid, time
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, friendship, stupid, Yo mama
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cop, history, memory, phone, stupid
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
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