The best stupid jokes

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fish, money, redneck, stupid, travel
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 68.87 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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has 68.81 % from 357 votes. More jokes about: animal, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. "235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
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