The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn’t I tell you he was stupid?"
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.