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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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