Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
Q: How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies? A: There are M&M shells all over the floor.
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!