The best stupid jokes

A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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has 71.39 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, friendship, stupid
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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has 71.04 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes. When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
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has 70.99 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, driving, stupid
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, stupid, work
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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has 70.80 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: animal, stupid, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 70.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 70.62 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car's tires had been stolen. When the police officer arrived, he asked, "When were you last driving the car?" "Last night at 11:00," I said. "And the tires were on it then?"
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, stupid, time
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