The best stupid jokes

Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car's tires had been stolen. When the police officer arrived, he asked, "When were you last driving the car?" "Last night at 11:00," I said. "And the tires were on it then?"
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, driving, stupid, time
I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: internet, stupid, technology, weather
When my customer ordered iced tea, I asked, "Sweetened or unsweetened?" Her answer: "What's the difference?"
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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has 71.13 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 71.11 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes. When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
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has 70.99 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, driving, stupid
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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has 70.96 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: animal, stupid, Yo mama
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid, technology, time
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
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