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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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A blonde enters a library. She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." The librarian says "Ma'am this is library." So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."
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Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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