Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
I asked the boss if I could get a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment." I said, "I don't get it." He said, "That's right."
A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes. When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.