The best stupid jokes

A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him: He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room. I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state. "Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, holiday, phone, stupid
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 70.41 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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has 70.38 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: animal, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
When my customer ordered iced tea, I asked, "Sweetened or unsweetened?" Her answer: "What's the difference?"
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?" Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: holiday, stupid, weather
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence." Me: "You mean... the period?" Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, stupid, work
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, chocolate, stupid
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