I asked the boss if I could get a raise, and he said, "Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment."
I said, "I don't get it."
He said, "That's right."
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Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
A blonde is driving a helicopter and it crashes.
When the police come and ask the blond what happened she says, "I got cold so I turned off the big fan!"
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Q: Why is it that so many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.
Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.
Jill: "How did you find the weather on your vacation?"
Bill: "I just went outside and there it was!"
Client: "Please remove the unnecessary circle at the end of the sentence."
Me: "You mean... the period?"
Client: "I don't care what you designers call it; it is unsightly. Delete it."
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised?
A: Because blonde men are dumb too.