Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.
I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?"
The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
A truck was traveling through town.
When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, "Mr. you're losing part of your load".
She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light.
She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load."
The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said, "MA'AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I'M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK......."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.