Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright.
Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed:
- to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying.
- to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin.
- to be a Nobel Prize winner.
- to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time.
- he was fired "on accident."
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Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?"
Little Johnny: "11"
Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Two blondes were talking together:
First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?"
Second: "He isn't just now my engaged."
First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!"
Second: "He is now my husband!"
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