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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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One day a man and a giraffe go to a pub they have a couple of drinks then on their way out the giraffe falls over and blocks the door the bar. Man says "you can leave that lion here." The man said "it's not a lion its a giraffe you idiot."
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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