The best stupid jokes

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, time, work
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, mechanic, stupid
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, political, stupid
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science, stupid
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, medical, redneck, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: cat, death, fish, kids, stupid
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 63.67 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
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