Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island.
The redhead swims half way and drowns.
The brunette swims half way and drowns too.
The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.
The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Two blondes were talking together:
First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?"
Second: "He isn't just now my engaged."
First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!"
Second: "He is now my husband!"
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Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..."
In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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