The best stupid jokes

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. "235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, technology
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, stupid
A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid, technology, time
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, math, stupid, work
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids, school, stupid
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
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