The best stupid jokes

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, mechanic, stupid
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, political, stupid
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: graduation, light bulb, student, stupid, time
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science, stupid
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 63.88 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
There were five brothers named somebody, nobody, anybody mad and brain. One day somebody and nobody were fighting, and just at that moment the anybody called police. The police picked up the phone, and said hello. Then Anybody: "Hello sir! I want to inform you that somebody is beating nobody." Police: "Sorry!" Anybody: "Sir somebody is beating nobody" Police: "Are you mad? Who are you? What's your name?" Anybody: "No, sir mad is dancing, I am anybody" Police: "Shut up you idiot. What are you saying? Where have your brain gone? Is it lost?" Anybody: "No, sir brain is not lost. Brain is in the bathroom."
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, family, phone, stupid
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