The best stupid jokes

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, time, work
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, political, stupid
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, science, stupid
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, food, stupid
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, mechanic, stupid
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 64.50 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, redneck, sport, stupid
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