The best stupid jokes

Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
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has 64.14 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid, Yo mama
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: beauty, graduation, stupid
A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, mechanic, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: party, redneck, stupid
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: IT, stupid
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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has 63.76 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, math, stupid, teacher
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Two blondes were talking together: First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?" Second: "He isn't just now my engaged." First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!" Second: "He is now my husband!"
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has 63.58 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, husband, stupid, ugly
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