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Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. "235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, stupid
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, school, stupid
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fish, money, redneck, stupid, travel
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, stupid
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, redneck, stupid, time
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, sex, stupid
The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn’t I tell you he was stupid?"
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has 66.27 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: husband, sex, stupid, women
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
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