A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died.
After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly.
"What's the story?" she asked.
"Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied.
"How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?"
Little Johnny: "11"
Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.