A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.