Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
A blonde was trying to sell her old car.
She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.
The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.”
“That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.”
“Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.”
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?”
“No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.