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Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
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Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car's tires had been stolen. When the police officer arrived, he asked, "When were you last driving the car?" "Last night at 11:00," I said. "And the tires were on it then?"
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Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
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