The best stupid jokes

A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
Vote: has 59.20 % from 48 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT, stupid
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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More jokes about: insulting, kids, stupid, Yo mama
There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
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Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama