The best stupid jokes

Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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