Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.