Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
A man called, furious about an Orlando, Florida, vacation package we had booked for him:
He was expecting an ocean-view hotel room.
I explained that was not possible since Orlando is in the middle of the state.
"Don't lie to me," he said. "I looked on the map, and Florida is a very thin state."
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No!
You don't have "Bad luck".
You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Recently, I woke up to find that two of my car's tires had been stolen.
When the police officer arrived, he asked, "When were you last driving the car?"
"Last night at 11:00," I said.
"And the tires were on it then?"
It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan.
There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents.
The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way.
Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it.
The 25 cent fan broke.
He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good.
The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions:
"With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.