Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s not legal.” “That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “if I can only sell the car.” “Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will ‘fix it’. Then you shouldn’t have a problem anymore trying to sell your car.” The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?” “No,” replied the blonde, “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!”
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.