Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber. "Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered. So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?