The best stupid jokes

Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones. The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones." I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright. Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, stupid, teacher, technology
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
You might be a redneck if your mother carries a lug nut wrench for a toothpick.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: redneck, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, stupid
It was very hot, and this guy runs to a nearby store to buy a hand fan. There were two similar fans in make and model but one was 25 cents and the other was 50 cents. The guy opted for the cheaper one thinking that they work the same way. Before he left the store, the owner tried to impress on the buyer on how each works, but the buyer was not interested - a fan is a fan is a fan, and he knows how to work it. The 25 cent fan broke. He came back yelling and screaming that the fan was no good. The owner explained that he should have got the operating instructions: "With the 50 cent fan, you move your wrist left and right to get the air flowing. With the 25 cent fan which works differently, you hold the fan steady in your wrist and move your head left to right to get the air flowing."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: customer service, money, stupid, technology, weather
At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber. "Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered. So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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has 58.18 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
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