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Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: drug, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dating, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, customer service, stupid, technology
My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, husband, nurse, stupid
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