The best stupid jokes

Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!" A: They were both blonds.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: stupid, weather, Yo mama
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, dentist, stupid
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, vulgar
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, customer service, stupid, technology
Police Officer says "We'll never forget 9/11..." In my mind: "I hope not It's your damn number!"
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cop, history, memory, phone, stupid
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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