Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
You might be a redneck if your mother carries a lug nut wrench for a toothpick.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.