Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
A man and his son went into a store. The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag." The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".