The best stupid jokes

There were four people on a plane. One of them, the Pilot. The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy. The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump! But there were only three parachutes. The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute." And he jumped off. Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!" And he jumps. The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man. The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway." The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, airplane, black humor, political, stupid
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, food, stupid
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, life, stupid
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