The best stupid jokes

A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, insulting, stupid
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, food, stupid
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, life, stupid
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