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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Three guys are stuck on a deserted island when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. He picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pop out. The genie looks at the three guys and says: "I normally give three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant each of you one wish."Well, the first guy is sick and tired of being on the island, so he wishes to go back home. POOF!He disappears. The second one said he, too, is tired of the island and wishes to go home. POOF!He too disappears. The genie then turns to the last guy and asks him what his wish is."Gee," he says," I'm awfully lonely here by myself. I wish my friends were still here!"
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has 55.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, stupid
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, friendship, insulting, relationship, stupid
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!" The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says "20". Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance." So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2." The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football, math, money, stupid
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