Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
A German woman is walking down the street.
Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her.
She screams, "Nein!, Nein"
So two guys walk away.
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off.
I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager.
A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand.
"All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.