A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
Client to designer: "It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde.
Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people." Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?" Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!