Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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At the gym:
Me: "What does this machine do?"
"Sir, that's a bench."
Me: "Perfect."
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard.
"Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked.
"Can you describe it?" I asked.
"Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house.
He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"