The best stupid jokes

At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and requested a vehicle pass. The young airman, fresh out of technical training, asked to see his military ID, driver's license and his vehicle registration. Noticing the letters BG on the man's identification, the new airman asked, "What's BG stand for - Big Guy?" "No," the man replied, leaning over the counter. "Try Brigadier General."
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: air force, office, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: marriage, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: drug, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
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